When did you last have sex? Post more pleaseeee!
About 5 weeks ago I think :)!
I’ll trrrrry. I’m a little last and caught up in my own world at the moment though :)
Had a checkup just for safety sake even though I know all will be good.
Having liquid nitrogen sprayed onto you penis was supposed to be cool, the temp not the ‘that’s cool man’.. Instead, it felt like something burning was piercing it.
Blood tests were fun as usual.. Hope getting a tattoo is nothing like that though haha.
And onto the topic of the picture.
HOORAY FREE CONDOMS… And football theme ones.
Hooray for free condoms.. That are also too small and I can’t fit inside as I’ve tried these before. Though I’d feel weird going to the car, coming back and saying “Can I have the large please?”
So that’s my day.
Well.. Jewled butt plugs aren’t supposed to go all the way in.
But apparently, with certain people, massive intense orgasms mean that it goes in and not out when they come.. That was an interesting retrieval mission.
You're a cunt for hurting her. Let her love on you jerk
98% sure I know who this is, however you still probably don’t know enough about the situation to pass judgement, or what’s happened since.
Is obsessiveobsessions your girl? If so you make a cute couple :-)
Aww thank you, it’s a long story, however the answer is no. We’re close friends though :)
#need a trim
Sorry to the people that don’t want to see it. However it’s been a while, so an update here and there is okay, right..?